| teenage girl: | i'm so tired of everyone reblogging skinny women all the time no wonder so many girls are anorexic and hate themselves. we need to start accepting and loving who we are and posting more beautiful full-figured women! |
| teenage girl: | *reblogs shirtless zac efron* |
| teenage girl: | *reblogs shirtless ryan gosling* |
| teenage girl: | *reblogs naked david beckham* |
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| boy: | hi |
| girl: | so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here |
In reference to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
*inspired by a facebook status
